i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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