My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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