discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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