So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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