it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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