that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
