so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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