Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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