The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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