when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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