I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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