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(937): View more from Ohio

I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.

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(801): View more from Utah

Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...

(435): View more from Utah

A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Don’t judge me

(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis

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