Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Houston, we have a blender
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic