How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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