wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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