we're blogging at a bar
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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