Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
i believe in u and ur pee
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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