Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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