Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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