I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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