i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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