I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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