Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
