She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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