We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Randomize
