I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
