Sponge bath it is.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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