A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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