weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
40s are totally the cure
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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