I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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