he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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