sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
