I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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