And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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