I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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