do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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