we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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