she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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