i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
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I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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