So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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