He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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