I'm lost and stupid without you.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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