Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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