Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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