Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
one might say we're banned from that church
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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