I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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