I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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