she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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