hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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