and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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