Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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