I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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