Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
this just has baby written all over it
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Why are your pants in the freezer?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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