maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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