It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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